One of the most beautiful aspects of the Open Web (TM) is that you can go to a web page and hit view source to find out how it does all the client side magic. Not few of us learned programming that way. Admittedly, viewing source got a little harder through things like JavaScript minification. In this session we'll look at the deobfuscated source of some of the most interesting web properties to see how they do stuff. At least one of our victims tried really hard to keep their source private (thus the weird name of this talk :).