Hi, I am Prof. JavaScript. I work in my hidden laboratory on incredible machines that will help us improve our living standard. I aim to be the first scientist in the world who builds a JavaScript-powered Rube Goldberg machine for making breakfast eggs. My earlier inventions are "The unbelievable cat play-o-matic" and "The retrotirized Video-Tweet-Phone-Reader". In this talk, I will reveal my newest inventions and share their secret blueprints with the audience. For reuse of this video under a more permissive license please get in touch with us. The speakers retain the copyright for their performances.